Baby Quaker Parrots Time to Eat

omfg someone bring me a basket of baby birds please

cluckyeschickens:

I do not present this evidence lightly. 

The smile you see is a farce intended to protect my own soul.

(Below) The godless war machine will sometimes whisper to me the names of those whose lives she intends to claim once night descends upon these forsaken lands.

My own life is one of unmitigated terror.

The cycle does not end.

help me

*squeaking noises*

kinkacademy:

Lolita Wolf teaching you how to cane a hot ass on Kink Academy.

sexxxisbeautiful:

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

tybaar:

Oh my gosh Zoey clean your room

xgodiswarx:

done by Grace Neutral

thesecretmichan:

brentkeane:

Nichelle Nichols at Wonder Con 2013 (by hamish11)

The original, the best. Y’all better recognise.

SHE’S EVEN WEARING THE STARFLEET NECKLACE LEAVE ME I’M DONE

She  is like, crazy beautiful

erikamoen:

unpretty:

I isolated my favorite panel from the latest Oh Joy, Sex Toy because it seemed like it would come in handy.

Yessss, spread this far and wide, wherever they are needed!